With Christmas just around the corner, here are some seasonal jokes that we hope give you a laugh.
- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the guy with the fancy suit gets all the credit.
- Someone has stated that the three phrases that best sum up the Christmas season are:"Peace on Earth", "Goodwill to Men" and "Batteries not included."
- The three stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
- Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
- What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
- Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues.
- What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!
- What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
- A reason Santa has to be a man: No woman is going to wear the same outfit, year after year.
- Why does Santa wear red underwear? He's a man--he did all his laundry in one load.
- What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
- Why are a lion at the beach and Christmas alike? Because the lion has sandy claws.
- What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? He likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
- Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
- How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"? Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names!"
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